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Refund Policy

Payment & Confirmation

All pitch sessions are paid upfront and confirmed upon receipt of payment. These sessions are non-refundable and not eligible for credit or exchange.

Attendance & Delivery

By booking, you agree to attend the session prepared and on time. We deliver value live – through direct questioning, strategic insight, and operational clarity. There is no physical product to return, and no refund process to initiate. Once payment is made, the pitch call proceeds as scheduled. Should you not make the call, no re-scheduling will take place.

Late Cancellations

If you cancel within 24 hours and we cannot fill the slot, 40% of the full pitch price is retained. This isn’t a penalty – it’s operational logic. We run a tight schedule. You book it, you own it.

Exceptional Circumstances

We do not offer refunds or rescheduling under normal conditions. However, in the event of a verified emergency – such as a medical crisis or bereavement – we may, at our sole discretion, offer a partial refund or credit. This is not a guarantee, and any consideration will require written notice and supporting documentation within 24 hours of the missed session.

VAT & Tax

All listed prices include VAT. Any applicable taxes are handled on our end.

Contact

For any issues related to access to the Partner Portal, contact rodney@africanmedia.co.za

Address: 25th Marthiou, Edipsos, 34300, GR | 11 Vincent Rd, Risidale, 2195, RSA

25th Marthiou, Edipsos, 34300, GR | 11 Vincent Rd, Risidale, 2195, RSA

+694 912 3357 (WhatsApp)

10am - 4pm EST/EEST

This is not a chat line. No pitches, no questions please – kindly book via the site.

why we exist

to be a thorn. not a balm.

we built african media to jam the gears of a system engineered to dumb down and reward dullness, delay, and delusion. we don’t entertain “dreams”. you cannot “fly” just cos you “dream it” – we assure you. we don’t politely prance around and fake-pretend. we work. hard. we don’t do “potential”, we do proof. every product is a test. every call is a mirror. we don’t do “belief”. if you’re here to be coddled, bounce. if you want to build, book.

how we operate

we don’t run a business. we run a filter.

every pitch product is a test: yours. btw, even selecting a product is revealing. every booking is a gate. we don’t chase founders – we let you self-select. we don’t want “clients”. we don’t do “mentorship”, we do interrogation. we don’t offer “support”, we offer structure. if you need a “mama”, this isn’t your funnel. want show up with ego, resistance and friction? book anyway – we’ll expose it. if you show up clean, ready, and real: welcome.

why we exist

to be a thorn. not a balm.

we built african media to jam the gears of a system engineered to dumb down and reward dullness, delay, and delusion. we don’t entertain “dreams”. we don’t do “potential”, we do proof. we don’t do “belief”. if you’re here to be coddled, bounce. if you want to build, book.

how we operate

we don’t run a filter, not a business.

every pitch product is a test: yours. every booking is a gate. we don’t chase founders – we let you self-select. we don’t want “clients”. we don’t do “mentorship”. if you need a “mama”, this isn’t your funnel. if you show up clean, ready, and real: welcome.