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why we exist
to be a thorn. not a balm.
we built african media to jam the gears of a system engineered to dumb down and reward dullness, delay, and delusion. we don’t entertain “dreams”. you cannot “fly” just cos you “dream it” – we assure you. we don’t politely prance around and fake-pretend. we work. hard. we don’t do “potential”, we do proof. every product is a test. every call is a mirror. we don’t do “belief”. if you’re here to be coddled, bounce. if you want to build, book.
how we operate
we don’t run a business. we run a filter.
every pitch product is a test: yours. btw, even selecting a product is revealing. every booking is a gate. we don’t chase founders – we let you self-select. we don’t want “clients”. we don’t do “mentorship”, we do interrogation. we don’t offer “support”, we offer structure. if you need a “mama”, this isn’t your funnel. want show up with ego, resistance and friction? book anyway – we’ll expose it. if you show up clean, ready, and real: welcome.